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My Son comes up to me and says,"Grandma Flo's husband died?" "Well yes Sweetie, you know that; you went to his memorial" "But she has a NEW husband!" "Huh?" "Ozzy" "Oh No Sweetie. That was just a comercial" "But they were in bed together!!" Um um um.... I tried to explain, but Michael is married to the idea that Ozzy Osbourne is now his Grandpa. Hey, it's OK with me but now how do I invite him over for holidays? | |||||||||||||||
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PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU ’BOUT MY BEST FREIND Mrs N: What's the strangest thing a fan ever did to meet you? Brandon: One day when I was about seven (and "Courtship of Eddie's Father" was still in first run) there was a knock on my door at my home in Oxnard,California, 60 miles north of Los Angeles. My grandfather opened the door and there was this guy there with a Latin accent, who said his name was Julio and he wanted to say hello to me. He said to come outside, he wanted to show us something. My grandfather told me to stay inside, and he went outside. On the hood of the car was a map of South America, with a line drawn going from Uroguay to Oxnard. This guy drove all the way from Uroguay to see me! He also said he was the Julio that was the inspiration for the Simon and Garfunkle song "Me and Julio Down At The Schoolyard." He asked if he could take me for a ride. I thought my grandfather was going to shoot him! I had a few other kidnap attempts made on me back then, mostly by hippies. Must be why I ended up being a punk rocker! | ||
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Freak Out Funnies from GROOVY Magazine Davy Jones: "When I was a kid, I used to brag that Jones Beach was named after me" John Lennen: "My wife is cooking or frying or boiling eggs all the time. Sometimes she'll wake me up early in the morning and say 'look at the nice egg I've made for you.' And I have to get up and look at that egg." The Rascals: "Did you hear about the goof who mixed LSD with chicken soup and took a trip—to Israel." Charlie from The Raiders: "I once said on the air that i was nuts about pistachio nuts and out fans sent me millions of them. So all of the other Raiders got as much addicted to them as I was. But I'll never mention a favorite food on the air again." Micky Dolenz: "Pal of mine made a record and it didn't sell. They forgot to put a hole in the middle." | ||
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